ESPN personality is an oxymoron since most of the talking heads on the worldwide leader are usually devoid of any. Here’s a perfect example from the Twitter feed of Monday Morning Quarterback contributor and obvious owner of stock in medical equipment, Andrew Brandt.
Not everyone can be funny on Twitter (I can) so it’s acceptable to recycle a good joke or pun once in a while. Mr. Brandt has used the same unfunny joke over sixteen times when commenting on photos of real but seemingly indigestible food.
Served with a defibrillator. RT @MeredithFrost A Pepperoni Pizza Cake. High fives all around. http://t.co/ZKi5DAWYU9
— Andrew Brandt (@AndrewBrandt) September 30, 2014
Not sure of they serve a defibrillator with this… pic.twitter.com/BZiZfrj1
— Andrew Brandt (@AndrewBrandt) August 5, 2012
Served with a defibrillator. RT @darrenrovell "The Turtle" (Bacon wrapped cheeseburger w/hot dogs) pic.twitter.com/0Fn3KXGusZ
— Andrew Brandt (@AndrewBrandt) May 26, 2014
Served with a defibrillator? RT @MeredithFrost Krispy Kreme Double Cheeseburger pic.twitter.com/NFd2PkP8Ja
— Andrew Brandt (@AndrewBrandt) May 24, 2014
Brandt is that guy cracking jokes that aren’t funny but repeating them because he thinks no one heard, when actually, no body cared. Also served with defibrillators — Brandt’s columns.
H/T Deadspin