Fan Miraculously Catches Flying Baseball Bat With One Hand, Doesn’t Spill One Drop Of His Beer

People catching a baseball while holding a beer. Big whoop. People catching a ball while holding a baby. Seems like unfit parenting to me. Now catching a baseball bat hurtling towards your face that could concuss you, now that’s an accomplishment.

This fan wasn’t about to spill even a single drop of his precious $9 beer, even if that meant getting struck in the noggin with a flying bat. During this American Association of Independent Professional Baseball game between the St. Paul Saints and the Fargo-Moorhead Redhawks, this fan managed to somehow snag this bat with one hand as it was dangerously flung into the stands.

Priorities, this guy has them figured out.