Fozzy Whittaker Singing ‘Merry Christmas’ To Reporters In A Reindeer Outfit Means Christmas Is NOT Over Yet

Lions running back Fozzy Whittaker has always been a personal favorite of mine despite contributing virtually nothing on the field, simply because his name is FOZZY WHITTAKER. Thirty-eight carries for 300 yards in three NFL seasons isn’t exactly going to get your face on a billboard, but singing “Merry Christmas to all of yooooooooou” to reporters while wearing a reindeer suit will get your name in a headline.

This beautiful ballad basically puts any of the singing scenes from Remember The Titans directly on their ass. Partly because of the reindeer suit, but mostly because Fozzy is a grown adult and somehow looks even happier than the spirited high school football players in the movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ysye3RTUSio&t=1m26s

The only disadvantage for Fozzy is that his heartfelt message was only 20 seconds long.

And thanks to Fozzy, Christmas ain’t over until he says it’s over.

[H/T @DNewtonESPN]

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