No wonder my Hurricanes lost to Georgia Tech last week. I mean, JESUS CHRIST THIS SPEECH. I wish someone showed me Georgia Tech’s Chaplain, Derrick Moore, pouring straight fire into the bellies of the GT players before kickoff, because I wouldn’t have even bothered watching the fucking game. You can’t win against a team after that speech. Thinking you could would be as ignorant as the aliens in Independence Day thinking they stood a chance after Bill Pullman’s chill-inducing, America “will no-go quietly into the night” speech. And we all know how that turned out.
Be right back. There are like 1,000 wind sprints I need to run.
[H/T College Spun]