Jason Whitlock Accidentally Reveals Personal Search History With Hilarious Tweet

By now, we all sort of understand how the internet and targeted ads work, right?

Well, apparently nobody told former ESPN employee turned performance clown Jason Whitlock.

Whitlock, who has seemingly burned just about every business bridge he’s ever had at this point, accidentally outed his apparently very horny search history with a simple tweet on Monday.

“I’m looking at NFL standings on http://espn.com. This is the ad running above the standings. How is this possible? Appropriate?,” he tweeted.

The attached picture featured an ad for a birthday card that read: “balls deep inside of me is a great way to spend your birthday.”

Hmmm.

Now, again, everyone else seems to understand how targeted ads work.

And you’d think someone who made a living working on the internet for several years would also understand.

Alas, Whitlock seemed flummoxed.

Thankfully, the Twitter community notes helped him out with the following message.

“Targeted advertising is served to individual users based on demographic information, inferred identity, and past browsing and interaction.”

So uhhhh, what are we searching for there big dog?

Maybe clear those cookies next time?

I mean, something tells us Jason Whitlock has never had any issues making cookies disappear in any other setting.

Then again, this is the same man that once claimed he uses $8 worth of toilet paper in a day.

A very healthy and normal amount of pooping, yes…

Somehow, he has not deleted the tweet more than 24 hours. Which I almost sort of respect.

Hold the line, Jason.

After all, it’s neither the first nor the last time he will make a complete and utter fool of himself on the internet.

But hey, maybe it’s just engagement baiting. He’s got to pay the bills somehow. And it’s clear that his shame went out the door long ago.