We’re six weeks into the NFL season and it doesn’t appear that Jason Witten is going to get better at this TV announcing thing.
During tonight’s Monday Night Football game between the Niners and the Packers Witten continued to get destroyed by Twitter after delivery some of the worst commentary in the history of football.
Update:
You saw Aaron Rodgers there, blood on his elbow big old knee brace on, hit on his wrist, it doesn’t matter, he pulls another rabbit out of his head
Aaron is great at pulling rabbits out of his head. Always has been. 😵
— Colin Cowherd (@ColinCowherd) October 16, 2018
Did Witten say Rodgers pulled a rabbit out of his head? Or was I hearing things?
— Michael Philps (@Mike2830) October 16, 2018
Can Aaron Rodgers pull another rabbit out of his head?
— Tony Grossi (@TonyGrossi) October 16, 2018
A rabbit out of his head? I mean, come on.
— Stayseigh (@StaceGots) October 16, 2018
Pulls another rabbit out of his … HEAD? #WitOfWitten
— Ed Crow (@EdCrowAuthor) October 16, 2018
Jason Witten is horrible. He just said “pull another rabbit out of his head”. Then tessitore throws him a softball and says “kittle is really flashing this year, isn’t he?” Dead silence.
— Frank Bonvillain (@BonvillainFrank) October 16, 2018
“San Francisco kicked themselves in the foot”
— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) October 16, 2018
Jason Witten just said the 49ers “kicked themselves in the foot”… Huh?
— Derek Tate (@DerekTateNFL) October 16, 2018
On Monday Night Football, Jason Witten just said the 49ers can’t “Keep kicking themselves in the foot.” Former players, always so eloquent!
— John Keller (@johnkeller2009) October 16, 2018
Jason Witten just used the phrase “kicked themselves in the foot”. Related: this MNF announcing crew is pretty bad. #Packers
— Vince (@VRC61) October 16, 2018
Mike McCarthy is always ahead of the game..
Jason Witten said Mike McCarthy is always ahead of the game…..what game? Tiddlywinks?
— AK (@TheDashedLine) October 16, 2018
“McCarthy is ahead of the game” – Witten #Packers pic.twitter.com/IkEInmk6P5
— Reno Hightower (@HeyRumsfield) October 16, 2018
I’ve been critical of Witten’s #MNFxESPN broadcasts all year, but him saying that McCarthy is always one play ahead is an unfathomably asinine statement. The league passed by McCarthy two years ago.
— Jake DeWitt (@jakedewittshow) October 16, 2018
https://twitter.com/AngryKingston/status/1052005699880976384
"That's just what Mike McCarthy does. He's always ahead of the game a little bit."
Fire Jason Witten.
— Andy Hutchins (@AndyHutchins) October 16, 2018
Witten seemed pretty obsessed with Aaron Rodgers’ “torque”.
This week on MNF, Jason Witten displays his mastery of the word be learned this week: torque.
— Wes Shepherd (@Wes__Shepherd) October 16, 2018
Jason Witten talking about Rodgers torque tonight #mnf #SFvsGB pic.twitter.com/JpjdZ2wA0V
— J-Bone (@Jbird_Showtime) October 16, 2018
God I hope Jason witten talks more about Aaron Rodgers torque and index finger
— Jsticia (@JSticia) October 16, 2018
Jason Witten torque count: 35. (At least)
— Cody (@_cpay) October 16, 2018
Jason Witten says "torque" so much, the word is starting to sound like something he made up.
— Aaron James (@SportsCobwebs) October 16, 2018