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Every wonder how the .01% are riding out these times of uncertainty?
During the NFL Draft broadcast, Jerry Jones was looking like a Bond villain from his NFL Draft night war room.
Because the billionaire Dallas Cowboys owner/GM practically is a movie villain in the flesh, the Internet was quick to speculate where he was patching in from.
https://twitter.com/malekkarim2/status/1253508306032824320
Jerry Jones checking in from his private space station orbiting earth.
or possibly a bunker beneath Montana’s surface.#NFLDraft pic.twitter.com/ZqEMbJylrT
— Daneaux (@lelanddaniel_) April 24, 2020
Glad we finally get a look at Jerry Jones in his Illuminati apocalypse bunker pic.twitter.com/8WJzyiPSYX
— brandon wenerd (@brandonwenerd) April 24, 2020
Seriously this looks like a super villain’s fallout bunker. Where is Jerry Jones drafting from? Lex Luther’s submarine? #NFLDraft pic.twitter.com/zSPUC2UP2a
— Dan Franko (@danfranko) April 24, 2020
Close enough! After some sleuthing, it was revealed that Jerry Jones is just chillin’ inside his $250 million super-yacht.
For all the money Jerry Jones has he’s sheltering in place inside a glorified Covid cruise ship death trap https://t.co/eqHqo1oGg2
— Kokomoschmoe (@Kokomoschmoe) April 24, 2020
Here’s the outside:
Yes, I can confirm that Jerry Jones made the pick while on his yacht, which is nearly as big as the cruise ship behind it. Yes, I took this picture. pic.twitter.com/odkYek7195
— BeatinTheBookie.com®️ (@BeatinTheBookie) April 24, 2020
https://twitter.com/EmeraldGlobal1/status/1253513586686799875
Congrats to Jerry Jones and his yacht copied from Taken's final level pic.twitter.com/6OMCStIba7
— Rich Fann II (and all that implies) (@Rich_Fann) April 24, 2020
Absolutely ridiculous. Almost as ridiculous as Jerry Jones’ grandson wearing jeans + a blazer for a quarantine edition of the NFL Draft.
— David Ruff (@dcarterruff) April 24, 2020
— Delph (@bootybanjo) April 24, 2020