John Oliver Hilariously Guesses Whether Crazy Soccer Names Are Real Or Fake

I don’t watch soccer. Ever. But I might make an exception now just so I can hear the commentators talking about how “Dick Tickler smashed his head right into the ball and into the goal.” That’s what commentators sound like, right? Just narrating the obvious of what’s going on in the game. Cool. We’ll stick with Dick Tickler smashing his head into balls.

Check out the video below, via GQ: