Outside of Steph Curry blindly breaking hearts from 30-feet out, does anyone else in the NBA know how to play basketball? Yeah, I’m lookin’ at you, TweedleDee and TweedleDum.
Seriously though, at this point, it’s a fair and legitimate question. Case in point, Lance Stephenson of the Memphis Grizzlies:
What in THE hell is this supposed to be?
Is Lance OK?
Is everyone in the NBA OK?
So many questions. Because, while that was endlessly entertaining, we must keep close to mind that Lance Stephenson makes NINE MILLION DOLLARS to do this, to go along with a slew of questions from reporters who will eventually ask the guy if spiking the ball on his own head felt better than actually trying.
To be honest, I feel for the dude.
On the GOOD front, the Grizzlies beat the Lakers, 128-119. So, all is well. Kinda.