Lionel Messi Did Some Nasty Things Against Manchester City

Soccer-playing robot Lionel Messi was properly calibrated during Barcelona’s Champions League victory over Manchester City today. And I call him a robot because human could make a move like this look so easy.

Poor James Milner. He was a hell of a guy and will be missed.

Messi also added a ridiculously skillful assist to his nutmegging.

So, yeah, he’s good.