Someone Wrote a Love Song for Internet Crush Mallory Edens

by 4 years ago


Mallory Edens burrowed her way into America’s heart with her tremendous ability to look attractive on camera during the NBA Draft Lottery. With her current Twitter follower account at 26,000 and bound to sky even higher, she’s also demonstrated staying power.

The 18-year-old is so important online that a pretty crummy punk parody song about her has been written. Using as few chords as possible, the song professes love for the Milwaukee Bucks heiress in no uncertain terms.

Dr. J, your thoughts?


[H/T: Tim Crispy]


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