Matthew McConaughey is down in Rio checking out the Olympic Games. Which makes some sense if you think about it since his sexy wife Camila Alves is from Brazil.
Sadly, McConaughey seems to have spent some of his time at the swimming venue sitting and cheering for Team USA all by himself. As in, like there wasn’t even anyone near the poor man.
Here’s what I imagine he’s thinking while watching the Games all by himself…
“Hey! Hey! Up here! I’m up here!”
“Look at all these empty seats! Plenty of room over here.”
“Mannn, no one is going to sit with me.”
“Well, this isn’t as fun as I thought it would be.”
“Look! Right here! Empty seats!”
“Alright! Alright! Alright! I just spotted someone I know on the big screen.”
“Annnd there they go.”
“Dang it, Camila, where are you?”