The Lake County Captains, High-A affiliate of the Cleveland Guardians, have just changed the game by debuting ‘Roto-Rooter Toilet Row’ which features seats that are actual toilets for fans to sit on during games.
Classic Auto Group Park can be found in East Lake, Ohio in the outer suburbs of Cleveland on Lake Erie. It’s a great Minor League Baseball ballpark to catch a game on any day but with the arrival of these toilet seats, it’s immediately a ‘must visit’ on any diehard baseball fans’ bucket list.
Lake County Captains / MiLB
As if the seats themselves weren’t glorious enough, they’re ideally located right behind home plate making them easily the best seats in the house.
The Lake County Captains are also offering special amenities with these seats. In an announcement, they said “These aren’t just any seats; they’re super comfortable, elegantly designed, and offer unparalleled views of the action. Each ticket holder in Toilet Row will also enjoy personalized attention from Horatio, our dedicated bathroom attendant, who will ensure that your needs are met with mouthwash, combs, and gum — keeping you fresh throughout the game.”
There will also be some sort of Roto-Rooter related competition where two people will participate in a plunging contest during games and the winner will receive “a prime spot in the coveted Roto Rooter Toilet Row.”
The toilets have magazine racks in the back for programs, snacks, etc. Personally, I think eating on the toilet is about as gross as it gets but it seems acceptable in this situation as there won’t be working plumbing attached, we don’t think.
All sorts of information on these toilet seats can be found through this post by the Lake County Captains:
why sit on the toilet & play on your phone..
when you can sit on a toilet & watch an entire baseball game?!read more here 🚽 https://t.co/HwvEPujvsF pic.twitter.com/QRQ78vxaDc
— Lake County Captains (@LCCaptains) June 28, 2024
Tickets can be found on the team’s website but I’d suggest looking up their promo nights first here before picking the right date.