What we have here is a gentleman dressed as the Monopoly Man (or Rich Uncle Pennybags if you want to be technical) doing a keg stand before Sunday’s Pittsburgh Steelers-New York Jets game.
Well, because Rich Uncle Pennybags does what he damn pleases. He has screw you money and he’ll be damned if he’s not going to spend the twilight of his life drunk and stupid.
Against all odds, the human being dressed as a fictional board game character is not the star of this tailgating video. No, that honor belongs to the overexcited Steelers fan in eye black who informs everyone it’s his birthday. Professional comics could go their entire careers and not experience such immaculate timing.
[H/T: The Big Lead]