According to her new memoir, “The Kennedy Chronicles,” the basketball star attempted to steal away her virginity with a dice game during the encounter.
…..Seriously.
Before long, Kennedy says, Jordan decided it was “time to play for something” … and said, “If I win, you come back to my hotel room with me tonight.”
Kennedy says she freaked out because she was a virgin –and imagined MJ's giant penis would “eviscerate me from the inside out” … so she asked if they could play for Knicks tickets instead.
And that's when Jordan allegedly reminded Kennedy he had a wife — and offered her Nets tickets as a consolation.
“Sure, he'll filet my vag like a sea bass if he won at dice on a men's room floor,” Kennedy writes … “but as soon as I want basketball tickets he's a Promise Keeper? Whatevs.”
Kennedy says she won the dice game anyway — so her vag was never in any real danger.
If Kennedy was looking for something that wouldn’t eviscerate her from the inside out, she shouldn’t have chosen Knicks tickets. HEY OHHH.
Surprisingly, TMZ has yet to get comment from Jordan on this tale.
Even more surprisingly, we’re talking about Kennedy this morning.
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