I don’t know why the hell anyone would ever want a $12,000 hockey mask made from real gold leaf and Swarovski crystals, but when you’re “fuck you rich,” do these type of sensical questions even matter? “The American Glory” mask — which has a bald eagle and the Stars and Stripes — gives me such a patriotic freedom boner that I want to kidney-punch a Joseph Stalin blow-up doll.
Will some brave, rich dickhead buy this ‘ish at Armori Steele and then Tweet me the picture? K, thanks.
[H/T: Buzzer]