When you’ve got to go, you’ve got to go—and you guys know EXACTLY what I’m talking about.
For Philadelphia 76ers big man Nerlens Noel, he found out at the weirdest time tonight before a game against the Chicago Bulls that he just couldn’t hold his poop and/or piss inside himself any longer, actually stepping away from mid-court, where he was standing to take the opening tip, and removing himself from the floor to hit up the bathroom.
The team said it was a mild case of nausea, making me think that Noel basically just blew up the Sixers’ locker room as if he were Harry from Dumb and Dumber, but dude was good enough to return and throw down a sick alley-oop, so the shit must’ve really worked.
I’ll never forget the time when, in third grade after soccer practice, I was watching a high school game and couldn’t hold in my piss any longer, going full flood on my soccer shorts, so it’s a good thing Noel didn’t do the same thing here.
And, yes, I just admitted that I peed my pants in third grade, go ahead and judge me.