An intrepid Dutch baker has decided to capitalize on current events to sell his wares. After all, America does not own capitalism.
The Luis Suarez-inspired waffles come with a singular bite already missing. One imagines there’s a really fat guy in the back pre-chomping these things a la Newman in Seinfeld.
I must say, however, that this marketing ploy seems a little lame after what happened yesterday, as the Netherlands flopped their way past Mexico.
So, may I humbly suggest Robben Flopjacks? Perhaps an Apple Fallover? Or a delicious Oranje Bluffin? You know, in the interest of not taking your country too seriously.
[H/T: Fox Sports]