Outside of one day pitching in the World Series, I’m gonna take a wild guess and say that attending the Star Wars premiere was one of the greatest things to ever happen to A’s closer Sean Doolittle. And, well, last night was the big night. Not only for Doolittle, but for his girlfriend too.
"I bought you a new outfit," he said. "We're going out tonight," he said. "Go try it on," he said. This is garbage. pic.twitter.com/Dj3pEFhf9Q
— Eireann Dolan (@EireannDolan) December 17, 2015
Kinda.
The slunched over shoulders that very much convey “I can’t believe this shit,” coupled with the copy in the tweet tells you everything you need to know about Eireann Dolan’s thoughts on THE BIG PREMIERE.
The drive to the theater, though, was where the movie’s inspiring theme music became just too much for Eireann to handle. Her demeanor is absolutely priceless.
The force has officially awoken #TheForceAwakens pic.twitter.com/zsrS83vz28
— Sean Doolittle (@whatwouldDOOdo) December 18, 2015
Phenomenal. Not since Elaine Benes was forced to listen to “Desperado” for the 50th straight time have we witnessed such glaring passenger seat misery.
#PrayForEireann
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