Oz The Mentalist Put The Buffalo Bills Under Complete Mind Control And Everyone On The Team Was Losing It


Oz the Mentalist may find his phone is ringing off the hook soon for how effectively he was able to put the Buffalo Bills under mind control.

For the uninitiated, Mentalism is using natural behavior such as body language and the underlying mechanisms of Psychology to influence behavior and project the appearance of mind control and supernatural powers. Oz the Mentalist is a master at his craft, right up there with the legendary Max Maven, Uri Geller, and others like David Blaine.

Oz was a guest of the Buffalo Bills where he had the entire room eating out of the palm of his hand:

How on earth did he swap that cake in there and how did he know the cake should have the Disney ears on the inside?! Was there a backup cake hidden somewhere? Why didn’t anyone question what was happening when the dude pulled out a massive knife (to cut the cake) from underneath the podium?

Did the Baltimore Ravens employ Oz the Mentalist’s tactics on Sunday night to handcuff Josh Allen from going off? Josh Allen only had 180 yards through the air and 21 yards on the ground for 0 touchdowns. He was not the Josh Allen we’ve seen throughout the season so far. Can we really put it past a Harbaugh using Mentalism tricks to incapacitate his opponents?

My man was out here pulling a ‘Babe Ruth’ on Josh Allen and calling Allen’s shots. Unreal!