Pet Monkey Belonging To College Coach's Stripper Girlfriend Allegedly Bit Trick-Or-Treater On Halloween

This might be the bizarre story of the college football season.

On Monday night, rumors of Texas Longhorns special Teams Coach Jeff Banks’pet monkey allegedly attacking a young Trick-or-Treater on Halloween made its way on the Internet.

I'm hearing a repot from a credible source that Texas Longhorns Special Teams Coach Jeff Banks' monkey allegedly attacked and seriously hurt a young Trick-or-Treater last night on Halloween.

The monkey's jaws apparently had to be pried off the small child.

— Tom Campbell (@thomasgcampbell) November 1, 2021

Apparently, Banks is dating a stripper named “Pole Assassin” who owns a pet monkey that is part of her stripper act.

🤣😂You CAN NOT make this 💩 up!!!!😂🤣

The Longhorns just hired Jeff Banks who left his wife and kids to be with a stripper named Pole Assassin who has been on Jerry Springer and has a pet monkey who is a part of her stripping act!🤣😂

Which ‘Core Value’ is this again!?🤣😂🤣 pic.twitter.com/h4tujmTfQn

— Clayton Mott (@MottThunder2) January 15, 2021

Ms. Pole Assasin took to Twitter to deny that the trick-or-treater was hurt but did imply that the monkey bit the child in her backyard that was supposed to be off-limits.