Pet Monkey Belonging To College Coach’s Stripper Girlfriend Allegedly Bit Trick-Or-Treater On Halloween

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This might be the bizarre story of the college football season.

On Monday night, rumors of Texas Longhorns special Teams Coach Jeff Banks’pet monkey allegedly attacking a young Trick-or-Treater on Halloween made its way on the Internet.

Apparently, Banks is dating a stripper named “Pole Assassin” who owns a pet monkey that is part of her stripper act.

Ms. Pole Assasin took to Twitter to deny that the trick-or-treater was hurt but did imply that the monkey bit the child in her backyard that was supposed to be off-limits.

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