Can You Guys Believe The Pope Made It Out to the Argentina-Netherlands Match?

Pope Francis hails from Argentina. Considering his close personal relationship with God, it hardly seems fair this match against the Netherlands is even being played.

The down-to-earth leader of the Catholic Church opted to forgo an expensive box and slum it with the people in the stands. He loves doing stuff like that.

This promises to be a night of celebratory communion wine and tasteless wafers if his countrymen can advance to the final.