Proposal At Minor League Baseball Game Goes Horribly Wrong

The rebuff/stunt took place at a minor league baseball game, which is really the worst place a dude could ever get down on one knee. Anyone proposing at a minor league baseball game deserves a tedious and draining divorce.

Does any pure-hearted soul out there think this was real? Speak up or forever hold your peace.

[H/T: Guyism]