The Sexiest Olympic Sport Just Got A Little Kinkier With Rio’s Addition Of Mutilated Dead Bodies To The Courts

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What Bro doesn’t love watching himself a little women’s Olympic beach volleyball?

The booming serves of Misty May-Treanor, the athletic blocks of Misty May-Treanor, the vicious spikes of Misty May-Treanor.

(I’ll be honest, she’s the only women’s beach volleyball player I know.)

The Olympics are only 37 days away, but just now, the city decided to add a new wrinkle to the sport: mutilated dead bodies on the courts.

Rio Games gonna be ratch. From The Guardian:

Parts of a mutilated body have washed up on the sands of Copacabana beach in Rio de Janeiro just meters from where beach volleyball athletes will compete in the upcoming Olympics.

The discovery is the latest to unnerve the city as it grapples with rising crime, a recession and exhausted state finances at a time when it hoped to be celebrating the first Olympics ever held in South America.

It was unclear Wednesday afternoon what conditions may have led to the mutilated body but a policeman standing guard by a security perimeter confirmed its existence to Reuters.

It sure sounds like the 2016 Olympics will be memorable. If anyone makes it through alive.

[H/T The Daily Beast, @colinjones]

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