Hmmm… Is Rob Gronkowski Talking About Working Out or Sex Here?

America’s foremost modern postmodern thought leader Rob Grownkowski had this to say today.


Grind time. The average adult would read that as working out. Gronk likes to work out later in the day because he’s more awake. But Gronk, a football philosopher, is often not what he seems. There’s something deeper here. Could it be about banging porn stars? Could he be talking about masturbation? When drug dealers speak of the grind, they mean a whole different thing.

No, to fully understand what Gronk may have meant, we need to, to paraphrase Roland Barthes here, analyze the words written by interpreting the context in which they were constructed.

Actually… yea. He’s talking about working out.

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