Russell Wilson‘s post-Super Bowl activities included getting a nice haircut. The Seattle Seahawks quarterback shared before and after pictures of his ‘do on Instagram.
A photo posted by Russell Wilson (@dangerusswilson) on Feb 2, 2015 at 9:00pm PST
Me, being the idiot that I am, figured this non-event would be taken in stride by people with access to the internet.
I clearly forgot that no stone goes unturned in the search for a platforms to be a moron.
The comments on each of the pictures are freaking out of this world. There is fierce debate about the Seahawks’ final play, Wilson’s legacy as a quarterback and a fair amount of pro-Patriots trash talk.
In short: it’s a cesspool. On pictures of a damn haircut.
My personal favorite is highlighted above.
Now, full disclosure here: I went ahead and researched the person behind the $15 grievance and it appears to be a high schooler. At first it made me sad. Then I realized it’s perfect.
It proves there will always be a next generation to ruin everything. The future is truly bright-miserable. We’re in good-awful hands.