To Do List:
Go to brunch with Jane and her friends
– Get beers
– Pick up wings/pizza
– Place bets on 1pm games
– Start drinking
– Find a place to order food at halftime
– Place bets on 4pm games
– Google how to get the hosting job on the Red Zone channel
– Drunkenly talk shit to Phil Simms through the TV as he announces a game
– Call mom and explain life’s failures
– Place parlay of ‘underdog and over’ on night game to win back what was lost
– Make beer/food run before night game
– Write a seriously worded letter in response to Bob Costas’ latest sermon
– Argue about how tall Bob Costas really is
– Have wrestling match with whoever is left at your house
– Take oath with friends to all buy paintball guns tomorrow morning
– Try not to pass out while Jane watches Girls
Have fun going to brunch and watching Girls with your lady!
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