To Help Deshaun Watson Get The Attention Of Heisman Voters, Clemson Did The Most Genius Thing Ever

Winning the Heisman Trophy is one of the greatest individual honors any college football player can accomplish, as it instantly puts a dude into a fraternity that is far more superior than the one where most guys are forced to shave their balls and wear the pubes as a mustache.

With so many players around the country with a strong case to just get invited to New York City as a finalist each and ever year, the No. 1 team in the country, the Clemson Tigers, decided to do something unique to help get their quarterback Deshaun Watson some extra attention.

Rather than take out a giant billboard or something else obnoxious, the Tigers simply put Watson’s credentials into a resume-like format, outlining his experience, education, skills and references—in which they troll some of their former opponents from this year.

Who knows if this shit will actually help/work, but with Watson going for almost 4,000 total yards and 36 total TDs with a chance to take his team to a national title, it’s a wise move to give him a little extra boost over others.

[H/T FTW.USAToday]

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