Former UFC and Bellator fighter Jon Koppenhaver should change his name from War Machine to Pussy.
Reports are Koppenhaver tried to commit suicide in jail this week. Koppenhaver is in jail awaiting trial for the attempted murder of his ex-girlfriend, porn star Christy Mack, and her friend Corey Thomas.
Koppenhaver’s plan to take the easy way out were foiled by a prison security guard.
At around 9:30am, an officer was walking by War Machine’s cell in Clark County Jail when he saw the former MMA fighter with his feet up on the bunk bed. When the officer tried to call his name, he was reportedly unresponsive.
The report claims that the officer then entered War Machine’s cell, where he found that he had a piece of linen around his neck that was tied to the leg of his bed. His face was said to be purple as a result.
The officer then cut the linen from around his neck and his breathing became less strained.
The officers also found a possible suicide note in the cell and Koppenhaver is now in medical isolation and is on suicide watch.
So where does “punking out and trying to kill yourself” rank on the “alpha male shit” list? I’m assuming second to last, right after “hit a woman.”
H/T MMA News