Guess Which Website Denver Fans Visited Right After the Super Bowl Loss?

According to PornHub, residents of Colorado (specifically Denver) looked to porn to heal all wounds.  The numbers bumped up to 10.8% and 7.6% over the normal average. Post-game porn watching was up about four percent country-wide. 

We’re shocked porn watching didn’t go up around mid-way through the third quarter considering the game was all but over. 

How far did the collective splooge of an entire disappointed city shoot? About a mile high.

[via Gawker]

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