The West Michigan Whitecaps Are Holding A Fan Food Vote And The Entire Menu Looks Like A Serious Heart Attack


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There’s some crazy shit that sports teams think up to toss onto a menu for fans to “enjoy” while attending the ballpark—like this—but the West Michigan Whitecaps may have just created the most ridiculous options that I’ve ever seen.

Holding a Fan Food Vote for the seventh-straight year to allow their supporters to decide what sounds the tastiest, the team has put together some dishes that sound… interesting.

Just take a look at the options and decide four yourself how many heart attacks these would be responsible for:

Alaskan Chili

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Would you freeze it, scoop a ladleful of piping hot chili on top and top it off with some melted cheese for “a feast fit for a king,” according to this fan submission? Juneau you would.

Deep Fried Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup Pie

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How can you improve upon Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup Pie? You deep fry it and put it on a stick. At just 540 calories there is no thanks needed for this wonderful creation.


Dutch Love

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Is “Liefde” the Dutch word for love or a pita wrap filled with turkey pot roast, French fries, turkey gravy and cheese curds? If it’s not the second, then it should be.

Franky Ears

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How do you entice people to eat their vegetables? Try wrapping them in bacon – which is what we did with ears of corn that were then deep fried. It’s a-maize-ing.

Nut So Healthy

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Imagine you’re hiking through a forest. The sun is shining, there’s a light breeze in the air and the birds are singing. You stop for a snack. You pull out two chewy granola bars that have been deep fried and covered in chocolate. It’s like a tender kiss from Mother Nature.


High Five Burger

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At 1,300 calories, this 1/3-pound burger topped with onion rings, mozzarella sticks, French fries and Founders Dirty Bastard Ground Mustard requires more than a fist bump, especially in a state that’s already shaped like a hand. Up high!

Plato-Nut

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The ancient philosopher is known for a litany of legendary phrases, including “Courage is knowing what not to fear” and “Take Gyro ingredients and, instead of using a pita, put them on a glazed doughnut.” Knowledge is delicious.

Shellfish Tendencies

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Putting syrup on your waffles is old hat, and the chicken-and-waffle craze seems to be waning. But topping a four-inch sweet waffle with creamy lobster salad is the type of sweet and succulent treat that can draw anyone out of their shell.

Between the burger that’s 1,300 calories, a dish actually called the “Nut So Healthy” and all the other deep-fried options, my heart may have just died from looking at all of these. Choose wisely, Whitecaps fans!

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