Western Michigan Announces DJ for Football Games, Encourages Students to Get Their SWERVE On

 

If you're not getting your #swerve on in Waldo Stadium with the Broncos, you suck at life. Hottest party in Kalamazoo. HEY LOOK! THERE'S A DJ!!!!!

 

Bro, do you even ROW?! 

 

Coming soon to Western Michigan Football: A laser show. Because that's what traditionally-terrible D-1 FBS football teams need if their sponsors won't give them swaggy, hella chill uniforms.

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's publisher, helping start this site in 2009. He lives in Los Angeles and likes writing about music and culture. His podcast is called the Mostly Occasionally Show, featuring interviews with artists and athletes, along with a behind-the-scenes view of BroBible. Read more of his work at brandonwenerd.com. Email: brandon@brobible.com
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