Speaking as someone who's been a skier all their life, I've never witnessed such a spectacular eating-of-shit. And I've seen my fair share of spills and yardsales across all sorts of skier ability levels. Says the YouTube description: “The japanese ski jumper Daiki Ito slips on the jump from the beam and head down the ramp track. Fortunately, he is stopped just before takeoff.”
He's lucky he didn't tear his ACL into a pulled pork sandwich. Just retire from the slopes, man. There's no way you'll ever live this one down. Nor should you.
[H/T: With Leather]