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The new iPhone 8 and iPhone X were revealed on Tuesday and while they boast many interesting and/or cool new features the best part about the announcement, at least to me, was all the jokes and memes that the internet came up with to roast them.
I didn’t think anything Apple-related could possibly be more hilarious than when they came out with those wireless earbuds that everyone just assumed they’d lose within a week.
I was wrong. The introduction of Apple’s new iPhone 8 and iPhone X has created reactions like I have never seen before on Twitter. Suddenly every other person has jokes. Amazingly, most of them are really damn funny too.
The iPhone 8 now has glass on the back. Now I can shatter my screen on BOTH sides and stare into my reflection with disappointment twice
— gabby (@c_gabby14) September 12, 2017
my problem with iphones has always been that after i buy them i have money left over to feed myself. lets see what apple can do about this
— Casey Johnston (@caseyjohnston) September 12, 2017
USERS: put back the headphone jack
APPLE: the iphone 9 is called the iphone x
USERS: pplease
APPLE: apple stores are now called town squares— jonny sun (@jonnysun) September 12, 2017
Yeah! What happened to the iPhone 9?
What's wrong with the number 9????
Windows 7, Windows 8, Windows 10.
iPhone 7, iPhone 8, iPhone X???Is 9 an offensive number? #AppleEvent
— Fraser (@FraserIRL) September 12, 2017
iPhone 7 – no headphone jack
iPhone 8 – no home button
iPhone 9 – no phone. Just an empty box? 🤔😂 #AppleEvent— Janice Peters (@JP_731) September 12, 2017
WE MUST NEVER SPEAK OF THE IPHONE 9. WE WILL NOT SPEAK OF IT. IT NEVER WAS. IT NEVER WILL BE.
— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) September 12, 2017
https://twitter.com/BraxMillz/status/907680565180190721
‘The iPhone X is the biggest leap forward’…damn right, they skipped 9 innit.
— Kai W (@kaimanwong) September 12, 2017
https://twitter.com/xdoctortx/status/907670376330788864
RIP iPhone 9. You were too pure for this cruel world.
— Parker (@the_rekrap) September 12, 2017
https://twitter.com/deaddilf69/status/907672604445741058
Another thing people really want to see clarified is Apple’s new Face ID feature because it’s making some folks out there very shook, including none other than John Cena…
Sooo #iPhoneX about #FaceID …ummmmm …. what do I do?
— John Cena (@JohnCena) September 12, 2017
The man does have a point…
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Also…
With the new Face ID feature, Arya Stark can now unlock every iPhone in the Westeros. #AppleEvent #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/RSoSDYuWsd
— De Rossi Shockwav'd (@TheBigFatShetty) September 13, 2017
https://twitter.com/omfgregory/status/907676285769576448
Your iPhone is memorizing your face so when the robots rise up they can positively ID you for the drone strikes.
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) September 12, 2017
USERS: i guess it'd be nice to have a better battery on my iphone
APPLE: too bad idiot ur face is now ur password— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) September 12, 2017
DUE TO COMPANY PASSWORD POLICY WE WILL BE REQUIRING ALL STAFF WHO GET THE NEW IPHONE TO HAVE THEIR FACE SURGICALLY ALTERED EVERY 90 DAYS
— PHP CEO (@PHP_CEO) September 12, 2017
imma unlock my man's iPhone X while his dumb face asleep 😈
— Isabel Hsu (@isabelhsu_) September 12, 2017
This guy though, he’s got it all figured out…
Fellas, don't let her take selfies with your iPhone X. She's really setting up Face ID for her access to your phone. Stay woke. #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/iCCMoPyA7R
— Ronald Isley (@yoyotrav) September 12, 2017