The 30 Best Quotes Ever Spoken In Stoner Movies

By 04.20.16

Hollywood has a subgenre of movies that they rarely like to mention. It is a subgenre of comedy films that feature marijuana as the center of the story. It’s called stoner films.

Stoner films have been around since 1969 when a little film called Easy Rider introduced recreational use of marijuana on film. It started something that continues to be a part of film-making today.

From Cheech and Chong to The Big Lebowski, stoner films, good or bad, have given stoners something to enjoy while…well…also enjoying marijuana. One could even argue that stoner films are made specifically for people who are high. But you can judge for yourself.

Here are some of the best quotes from stoner movies for your toking pleasures.

30. Grandma’s Boy (2006)

“Your bed is a car.” – Alex (Allen Covert)

“Yeah, but it’s a f***ing sweet car.” – Jeff (Nick Swardson)

29. Super Troopers (2001)

Litre is French for give me some f***ing cola before I break vous f***ing lips!” – Farva (Kevin Heffernan)

28. Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)

“Here, that’s sixt – 80 bucks.” – Hippie Student (Dov Tiefenbach)

“80 bucks?” – Kumar (Kal Penn)

Yeah, 80 bucks.” – Hippie Student (Dov Tiefenbach)

“Yo, this is worth 40 tops bro!” – Kumar (Kal Penn)

Bro? I’m not your bro, bro. ok, and that’s 80 bucks. You don’t feel like getting high tonight? If you don’t feel like getting high, that’s cool with me because there’s lots of people around here. See this guy? Hey, what’s up, George? I smoke buds with George all the time.” – Hippie Student (Dov Tiefenbach)

“What kind of a hippie are you?” – Kumar (Kal Penn)

“What kind of hippie am I? Man, I’m a business hippie, I understand the concept of supply and demand.” – Hippie Student (Dov Tiefenbach)

27. Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)

What are you trying to say? Just say it already.” – Jay (Jason Mewes)

“THE SIGN on the back of the car said “Critters Of HOLLYWOOD”, YOU DUMB F**K!” – Silent Bob (Kevin Smith)

“Say it, don’t spray it.” – Jay (Jason Mewes)


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