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Man oh man was I pumped to watch this video. Here I was, expecting an endless montage of topless women screaming their lungs out upon getting their nipple pierced, when in reality all I got was some shitty classical music overlaid on top of a bunch of chicks making faces from the shoulders-up. Where’s the pain? The violence? The ruptured eardrums from the screaming?
Answer: NOWHERE. They’re fucking NOWHERE because the people who made this video had a chance to make something epic, and instead they pussed out and went the wussy route.
Well you know what? Maybe I’ll make my OWN video featuring what ACTUALLY happens when you get your nipple pierced. But I won’t feature myself in the video. Hell no. I’m not getting a nip pierced just for the sake of some stupid Internet video, and with any luck none of the chicks in this video did it for the sake of some ill-begotten notoriety either.
Or, I could just…y’know, not. Because I honestly don’t care that much.
Yeah, let’s go with that one.
[Via Playboy]