This happens to me every day on the train ride home from work — I think the train is moving when actually it’s standing still and it’s the train on the other track that’s moving. So I feel for this guy.
I’m also slightly jealous because he’s way drunker than I usually am on my ride home.
So let’s say you’re one of his bros — how long do you let him stand there? Five minutes? Ten minutes? All night? I’ll bet they let him stand there forever because they don’t like him very much. That’s obvious from the fact he’s wearing a guinea tee out in public. No friends would let a bro walk out of the house wearing that outfit.