Drunk

Guy Got So Hammered He Legally Changed His Name To ‘Celine Dion’ And Didn’t Even Remember Doing It

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Listening To Pat McAfee Tell The Story Of His 2010 Arrest After Allegedly Jumping In A Lake While Piss Drunk Is Prime Time Entertainment

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NYT Bestselling Author Malcolm Gladwell Explains How To Tell If Someone Is Blackout Drunk On ‘The Joe Rogan Experience’

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Florida Man Banned From Spirit Airlines For Smuggling Alcohol On Flight And Vaping That Caused Plane To Drop 35,000 Feet

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How The F*ck Did This Happen?!?! (Spoiler: Alcohol)

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High School Students Are Getting Hammered Off A Grocery Ingredient That Grandma Puts In Her Holiday Pudding

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Passenger Had To Drive Himself Home After Uber Driver Was Drunk, The Exact Opposite Of What’s Supposed To Happen

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How To Get ‘Drunk As A Sailor’ While Boating Without Going Overboard

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Kevin Hart Argues With Super Bowl Security Before Dropping F-Bomb On Live TV

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Man Gets So Drunk He Forgot He Sold His Car And Calls Police To Report It Stolen

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People Shared 6-Word Stories Of The Drunkest They’ve Ever Been And They Are Awesome

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Here Are 41 Irish Terms For Saying ‘Drunk’ And I Bet You Can’t Use Them All Today

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Here’s Why You Eat Junk Food Every Time You Get Drunk

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CNN News Anchor Gets HAMMERED Off Tequila Shots And Gets A Piercing On Live TV – ‘Yeah, I’m Lit. Who Cares?’

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Two Drunk Turdbuckets Fighting Near A Lake Is A Cornucopia Of Emotions, But Mostly Will Make You Laugh

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Drunk Guy Takes One Wrong Step Off Curb And Introduces His Face To The Street

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This Study Says If You’re An Angry Drunk Guy, Odds Are You’re Also Thin Because You’re A Genetic Freak

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Drunk Girl Gets Harry Potter Bolt Tattooed To Forehead And It’s Going To Take More Than Magic To Remove It

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Sober Man Leaves His Drunk Alter Ego A Helpful Note, But It Erupts In Tempestuous Blowup At Himself

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Pokémon Go Is Now Causing Drunk Drivers To Crash Their Cars, So Maybe Avoid Roads For A While

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Drunk Man’s Dancing In The Street, Dude Pulls Up And Gives Him Music To Dance To, Things Get Weird Quick

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You Know Those Stories Of Servers Receiving HUGE Tips From Customers? This Is One Of Those With A Very Bad Ending

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Guy Tries To Bribe Cop During DUI Stop, And When It Doesn’t Work, He Sweetens The Offer

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College Student Offering Reward For Prosthetic Hand She Lost While Out Drinking With Bonus Photo Of Her Hand

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David Letterman Is Enjoying His Retirement By Getting Drunk At The Indianapolis Motor Speedway

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This Guy’s Drunk Ping Pong Story Proves Winning Is Cool But Gloating Will Always Backfire

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