David Letterman Is Enjoying His Retirement By Getting Drunk At The Indianapolis Motor Speedway

Have you wondered what David Letterman has been doing since retiring from The Late Show?

He has grown a Santa Claus-esque beard.

He has been mistaken for poet Walt Whitman.

And the 69-year-old Indianapolis native who is a racing enthusiast appeared on SportsCenter, which was broadcasting from the Indianapolis Motor Speedway, to announce to the world that he is drunk.

Nothing like pregaming for the Indianapolis 500 a full day ahead of the race.

We are all David Letterman today.


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