Have you wondered what David Letterman has been doing since retiring from The Late Show?
He has grown a Santa Claus-esque beard.
He has been mistaken for poet Walt Whitman.
And the 69-year-old Indianapolis native who is a racing enthusiast appeared on SportsCenter, which was broadcasting from the Indianapolis Motor Speedway, to announce to the world that he is drunk.
Nothing like pregaming for the Indianapolis 500 a full day ahead of the race.
We are all David Letterman today.
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