Have you wondered what David Letterman has been doing since retiring from The Late Show?
He has grown a Santa Claus-esque beard.
https://twitter.com/MentalityMag/status/736606291267833856
He has been mistaken for poet Walt Whitman.
🎅 David Letterman jokes he's mistaken for Walt Whitman with his beard https://t.co/Bh1IaZeagY 🎅 pic.twitter.com/O0wmgLWZlx
— HuffPost Ent (@HuffPostEnt) May 6, 2016
And the 69-year-old Indianapolis native who is a racing enthusiast appeared on SportsCenter, which was broadcasting from the Indianapolis Motor Speedway, to announce to the world that he is drunk.
https://twitter.com/EverythingBuf/status/736577905464070145
Nothing like pregaming for the Indianapolis 500 a full day ahead of the race.
We are all David Letterman today.
Late-night icon & IndyCar owner David Letterman seems to be enjoying retirement. https://t.co/WSRkRO1Pr9
— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) May 28, 2016
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