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Matt Keohan
Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.
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Kevin Garnett Rips T-Wolves Owner Glen Taylor For Squashing His Ownership Hopes

March 5, 2021by Matt Keohan
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March 5, 2021by Matt Keohan
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March 4, 2021by Matt Keohan
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