Bros For Life? Florida Man Allegedly Vapes His Friend’s Semen On Camera

by 3 years ago
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First off, big thanks to the Daily Dot for bringing this wonderful video to my attention. Give ’em a follow on the social medias.

Okay. Back to the reason you clicked. Are you ready to read about a guy who vaped his friend’s sperms? If you aren’t, stop now, because that’s exactly the turn this conversation is about to take.

A video shows a Florida man taking a hot hit of semen on his new vape. His friends filming claim he’s the first man ever to vape semen, and look how proud he is!

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As our friend Brad should be. Brad is like Neil Armstrong, the star of a bukkake video, and the caveman who invented fire all rolled into one.

Also, dumb!

The play-by-play, since we can’t embed a load of jizz, goes as such.

He swishes a load in a tin can for us to see, which is allegedly from the evening before. Day old load! I guess in the way that day old bagels are best consumed toasted, splooge that’s been out for a while needs to be reheated as well.

(Our friends at the Dot suspect the jizz (if it was jizz) may have been cut with vegetable glycerin.)

Now, a photo essay in three parts.

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There it is. Man has finally vaped semen.

I’m not going to link to the video, but if you go here on Reddit and click a few times, you can certainly delight in it.

Anyway, is this bigger than blood brothers? I think it is.

According to the YouTube description, Brad is now $68 richer.

You can’t put a price on history.

[H/T Cooper]


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