Things took a turn for the worse at Disneyland on Friday night when 17 park-goers were hit with poop. The happiest place on Earth quickly turned into the crappiest place on Earth.
It was first reported that human feces were thrown at the people, however authorities determined that fowl play was involved because it was actually goose poop. The situation was so extremely dire that people called for the Anaheim Police Department to get involved.
@AnaheimFire at Disney with reports of guests hit with fecal matter. Approx 20 guests impacted. Appears to be geese that flew over. No crime
— Anaheim PD (@AnaheimPD) June 10, 2017
11 adults and 6 juveniles impacted. No injuries and no transports. All guests are healthy and happy @Disneyland @AnaheimFire
— Anaheim PD (@AnaheimPD) June 10, 2017
The shitstorm saw 11 adults and six children hit, but no one was hurt. No shit. It’s poop, not a MOAB.
With @AnaheimFire at Disney – NO crime occurred – guests hit with fecal matter- appears to be geese that flew over. No injuries
— Anaheim PD (@AnaheimPD) June 10, 2017
Maybe the terrorists are right. Maybe our culture is too privileged, too soft, and too pampered when we call the police after a bird poops on us.
[NYDN]