This Microsoft Recruiter Email Sent To All Of Her ‘Bae Interns’ Is Straight Up Cringeworthy

Tech companies these days, they all want to be hip as possible to attract the top talent, the cream of the crop, the best out there that the world has to offer. Look no further than BroBible.com, right bros?! … RIGHT???

Anyways, the Silicon Valley intern competition this summer is fierce as always, and apparently, Microsoft has resorted to some pretty “hip” recruiting tactics to retain the stars of their upcoming graduating class.

Get a load of this email…

https://twitter.com/pburtchaell/status/750494339860615169

Does it NOT make you want to jump up and down and scream, “Fuck yeah, let’s fucking rage because I’m part of Microsoft’s 2016 intern class and *proceeds to do a keg stand before dekegging, stumbling five feet, and crashing through the buffet table*!!!”

Oh wait, it doesn’t? Okay, me neither. Just so we’re clear on that.

(H/t Gizmodo)