Watch A Guy Get OBLITERATED By A Dirt Bike While Trying To High Five The Rider

Yeah, keep smiling, dummy…

Selfies on a dirt track with motorcycles whizzing by you is stupid. Trying to high five a rider on one of those dirt bikes whizzing by you is also stupid. Combine the two and you get this guy paying a steep price for his next-level stupidity.

And here’s a slow-motion version of it because idiocy like this is best viewed in slow-mo.