Philadelphia 76ers rookie Joel Embiid, fresh off an adorable and unsuccessful recruitment of LeBron James, set his sights on another high-profile target this afternoon.
Hey I want you to come slide in my DMs @KimKardashian
— Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) July 16, 2014
Oh. My. God. He must be the only living person unaware of Kimye. Either that, or he truly doesn’t give a damn.
Oh I didn’t know you were married sorry @KimKardashian just saw it from the fan’s tweet… have a nice day
— Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) July 16, 2014
That is so refreshing. Mind-blowing, but refreshing nonetheless.
Just wait until he finds out he’ll get the honor of bumping uglies with her ex-husband when the Washington Wizards roll into town. Or that she stands to make $200 million on a stupid freaking video game.
Bless this man and his innocence. It’s the very reason a relationship with Kardashian wouldn’t work out, Kanye or not.