Western Michigan Announces DJ for Football Games, Encourages Students to Get Their SWERVE On
If you're not getting your #swerve on in Waldo Stadium with the Broncos, you suck at life. Hottest party in Kalamazoo. HEY LOOK! THERE'S A DJ!!!!!
Bro, do you even ROW?!
Coming soon to Western Michigan Football: A laser show. Because that's what traditionally-terrible D-1 FBS football teams need if their sponsors won't give them swaggy, hella chill uniforms.