Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt got married… five days ago!

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Angelina Jolie getting married to Brad Pitt over the weekend and not telling anyone about it cements her as hands-down the coolest chick in Hollywood.

Just think about all the cash they could have raked in. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s nuptials would easily have been the American equivalent of the Royal Wedding. But no…


That’s it. That’s how we found out. No TV show. No special edition magazines. Awesome.

Somewhere Kris Jenner is sobbing in her cereal at the thought of all that money that could have been extorted out of thousands of people.

By the way, kudos to Brad Pitt as well. Give him the coolest dude in Hollywood title as well while we’re at it.

Related: Angelina Jolie is the anti-Gwyneth Paltrow

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