Dr. Conrad Murray says he held Michael Jackson’s penis ‘every night’

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Sorry, but what the f**k? Perhaps celebrity news reporting has officially gone too far as Dr. Conrad Murray, in his first interview since being released from prison says that he held Michael Jackson’s penis every night. For medical reasons, of course.

Jackson barely had control of his bodily functions, according to Murray.

“He wore dark trousers all the time because after he went to the toilet he would drip for hours,” he told The Daily Mail.

“You want to know how close Michael and I were? I held his penis every night. I had to put a condom catheter on him because Michael dripped urine. He had a loss of sensation and was incontinent.”

The ex-physician goes on to say, “Michael didn’t know how to put a condom on, so I had to do it for him.”

Okay, I don’t know how much more of this I can take. Justin Bieber penis talk, Lady Gaga sex talk, and now this? It might be time to officially close the Internet.

Dr. Conrad Murray: ‘I held Michael Jackson’s penis every night’ [news.com.au]