Today in news you didn’t need to hear: Enrique Iglesias has ‘crazy sex’ with Anna Kournikova

Enrique Iglesias may not be marrying Anna Kournikova anytime soon, but that doesn’t mean he isn’t laying the wood to her in a fashion that we can only imagine. And imagine… and imagine… Be prepared to REALLY hate Enrique Iglesias…

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Now while he doesn’t say he has “crazy sex” specifically with Anna Kournikova, he’s been monogamous with her since 2001 so it’s pretty easy to put one and one together when you read these quotes. Commence creating images in your head of Anna Kournikova getting nailed…now.

The 38-year-old singer – who has been in an on/off relationship with tennis player Anna Kournikova since 2001 – admits his intimate preferences depends on “how drunk” he is, but admits he has problems under the covers if he consumes too much alcohol.

“Sex can be raw, immature and fun or it can be more about love.”

Asked about what he prefers, he added: “Oh, the crazy kind, but it depends how drunk I am – or whether I’m drunk or not. If I’m too drunk, though, then there’s no sex whatsoever as I can’t get it up.”

So in summary: Enrique likes to get drunk and drop the hammer on Anna in the craziest ways imaginable. (Told you to get ready to hate him.) Oh, and that sometimes he can’t get it up.

I think maybe he just said that last part so people like me wouldn’t kill ourselves in a fit of jealousy.

Related: The still very single Anna Kournikova: A sexy retrospective.

Enrique Iglesias has ‘crazy’ sex [Contact Music]

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